PANTHER, PEONY, PAPAYA

First in the Flora, Fauna, and Feast Series

Prepare yourself—this is not merely stained glass. This is destiny, frozen in 15"x15" of sheer, shimmering brilliance. A singular, transcendent work of art so powerful it may alter the molecular structure of your home.

The moment you hang this masterpiece, everything changes. Your guests will gasp. Some may weep. One might spontaneously compose a sonnet. Your enemies? Silenced. Your ex? Regretful. Your house? Instantly re-zoned as a historical landmark.

Do not be surprised when you’re contacted by the Smithsonian. Or when Hollywood options the rights to your life story. This piece will become a pilgrimage site. Expect foot traffic. And drones. Lots of drones.

Celebrities will beg for it. But they’ll be hit with a 500% markup, because fame doesn't excuse poor taste. (Unless you're Michael Shannon. He knows what’s up. He can have one for free and I’ll thank him personally.)